Blastoise

When it comes to all around awesome, Blastoise is your Pokemon.

Because:
 * 1) Turtles are awesome.
 * 2) He can learn skull bash and skull bash is a bad ass move.
 * 3) He has two fucking cannons.
 * 4) He will kick your Charizard's ass.
 * 5) Kick your Venusaur's too with Ice Beam.
 * 6) Who remembers the original Anime episode when they went to turtle island or some shit? Soon as they unstuck Jigglypuff Blastoise opened up a can of whoop ass on Team Rocket.
 * 7) Any fan of the TCG knows Blastoise owned hardcore due too it's Pokemon power.
 * 8) After writing this I have realized Blastoise is just not awesome, he is Bad Ass.
 * 9) He makes a cool dad. Cdb.png